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A Dog Story.

A friend of ours owns a noble, great Newfoundland dog, about which he tells a great many funny stories, among which is the following:
We tell it as it was told to us, premising only that our friend is a man of fair character for veracity, and we believe it ourself. He spent several weeks last summer in a country village, accompanied by his dog Boney-an abbreviation of Napoleon Bonaparte- his true name. Now Boney is an educated gentlemanly dog-conscious of his own strength, and from very magnanimity, pays no attention to small animals that bark at or even bite him. He has been taught to fetch and carry, and it was only necessary to put any article that he could lift, and order him to bring it along, and Boney would bring it.
A small spaniel, about the size of a cat, was in the daily habit of imposing upon the good nature of Boney, impudently attacking, seizing him by the long hair on his hind legs, and shaking and growling away, as if it were somebody; all which Boney bore with Christian forbearance, never even showing his ivory, but trotting away with dignified contempt from his puny assailant.
One day our friend was walking out with his dog, when the little Spaniel, full of importance made his usual attack on Boney. “Fetch him along” said our friend pointing to the spaniel. No sooner said than done; Boney pounced upon him and rolling him over and over without hurting him, took him by the nape of the neck, and trotted along after his master, with all the dignity of an animal conscious of being in the performance of a pleasant duty. The little dog yelled, and howled, and struggled, but there was no use in talking. Boney trotted around after his master, with the spaniel in his mouth, as a cat may sometimes be seen carrying one of her little ones, greatly to the amusement of all the boys in the village. At length his master ordered his prisoner to be released, when the little animal, thoroughly humbled drew a bee line for home. He gave Boney a wide birth after that.

Rhinoceros.

The only rhinoceros in the country, valued at $10,000, on exhibition at New York, ate hay Sunday night, and fell down dead on Monday morning.

Rats.

A Jamaica paper says that rats on board the West India packets are sadly destructive of Foreign mails. Some time since a will in England was required in Demerara. After immense trouble and expense the will was obtained and sent out. When the mail arrived at Demerara, however, the rats had eaten the will and nothing but the seal remained.

The Bull And Bear.

The N. O. Creasant of the 28th ult., has the following:

Yesterday pursuant to public notice, came off at Gretna, opposite the Fourth District, the long heralded fight between the famous grizzly bear General Jackson [victor in fifty battles] and the Attakapas bull Santa Anna.
The fame of the coming conflict had gone forth to the winds, and women and children, old men and boys, from all parts of the city, and from the breezy banks of Lake Pontchartrain, and Borgne brushed up their Sunday suits, and prepared to see the fun. Long before the published hour, the quiet streets of the rural Gretna were filled with crowds of anxious denizens flocking to the arena, and before the fight commenced such a crowd had collected as Gretna had not seen nor will be likely to see again.
The arena for the sports was a cage 20 feet square; built upon the ground and constructed of heavy timbers and iron bars. Around it were seats, circularly placed, and intended to accommodate many thousands. About four or five thousand persons assembled, covering the seats as a cloud and crowding down around the cage, were within reach of the bars.
The bull selected to sustain the honor and verify the pluck of Attakapas on this occasion was a black animal from the Opelousas, lithe and sinew, as a four year old courser, with his eyes like burn coals. His horns bore the appearance of having been filed at the top, and wanted that keen and slashing appearance so common with others of his kith and kin; otherwise it would have been “all day” with bruin at the first pass and no mistake.
The bear was an animal of note, and called Gen. Jackson, from the fact of his licking up everything that came in his way, and taking the responsibility on all occasions. He was a wicked looking beast, very lean and unamiable in aspect, his hair standing the wrong way. He had fought some fifty bulls, [so they said,] always coming off victorious-but that either of the fifty had been an Attakapas bull, the bills of the performance did not say. Had he attacked Attakapas first, it is likely his fifty battles would have remained unfought.
About half past four the performance commenced.
The bull was seen standing in the cage alone, with head erect, and looking a very monarch in his captivity. At an appointed signal, a cage containing the bear was placed alongside the arena, and an opening being made, bruin stalked into the battle ground-not, however without sundry stirring up with a ten foot pole, he being experienced in such matters and backward in raising a row.
Once on the battlefield, both animals stood like wary champions, eying each other, the bear cowing low, with head upturned and fangs exposed, while Attakapas, lashed his sides with his long bushy tail, and pawing up the earth in very wrath.
The bear seemed little inclined to begin the attack, and the bull, standing a moment, made steps first backward then forward as if measuring his antagonist, and meditating where to plant a blow. Bruin wouldn’t come to the scratch, no way it could be fixed, till one of his keepers with an iron rod, tickled his ribs and made him move. Seeing this, Attakapas took it as a hostile demonstration and gathering his strength, dashed savagely at the enemy, catching him on the points of his horns and doubling him up like a sack of bran against the bars. Bruin ‘sung out’ at this and made a dash at his opponent’s nose.
Missing this, the bull turned to the ‘about face,’ the bear caught him by the ham, inflicting a ghastly wound. Attakapas with a kick shook him off and renewing the attack, went at him again, head on and with a rush. This time he was not so fortunate for the bear caught him above the eye burying his fangs in the tough hide and holding him as in a vice. It is now the bull’s turn to ‘sing out,’ and he did it, bellowing forth with a voice more hideous than that of all the bulls of Bashan. Some minutes stood matters thus and the cries of the bull, mingled with the coarse growl of the bear, made hideous music, fit only for a dance of devils. Then came a pause [the bear having relinquished his hold, and for a few moments it was doubtful whether the fun was not up. But the magic wand of the keeper-the ten foot pole-again stirred up bruin, and at it they went, and with a rush.
Bruin now tried to fasten on the bull’s back, and drove his tusks in him in several places making the blood flow like wine from the vats of Luna. Attakapas was pluck to the back-bone, and catching bruin on the tips of his horns, shuffled up right merrily, making the fur fly like feathers in a gale of wind. Bruin cried Nuff,’ [in bear language,] but the bull followed up his advantage, and making one furious plunge full at the figurehead of the enemy, stuck a horn into his eye, burying it there, and dashing the tender orange into darkness and atoms. Blood followed the blow and poor bruin, blinded and bleeding and in mortal agony, turned with a howl to leave, but Attakapas caught him in the retreat, and rolled him over like a ball. Over and over again, this rolling over was enacted and finally, after more than an hour, bruin curled himself upon his back, bruised, bloody, and dead beat. The thing was up with California, and Attakapas was declared the victor amidst the applause of the multitude that made the heavens ring.
It was a most savage exhibition, and we chronicle it as we should a murder or other lamentable fact. May we never see such another.

A Chance For Young Buck’s.

The Haynes Chief offers one thousand head of horses to any respectable white young man, well recommended, who will marry his daughter, a girl of about eighteen, settle down among them and teach them agriculture.

Horses.

At a recent bull-fight in Paris eleven horses were killed.

A Horse Going Over The Falls.

The editor of the Home Journal who was among those invited to Niagara Falls on the late excursion of the Legislature of New York, among other incidents notices is the following:

We had the luck to see a horse go over the Falls on Sunday afternoon. We say luck, because though we are sorry the horse ended his useful life in so summary manner, yet since he was so destined we considered it a piece of luck to see him do it. How he got onto the river, or where no one knew. We caught sight of him when he was in the midst of the rapids, above the American side of the Horseshoe Falls; and those rapids tossed him up, and whirled him on, as they would a chip-as they would an elephant. Whether he was alive or dead before he reached the fall, we know not, but if he had been endowed with a life of a thousand horse power, he would have been tossed and whirled, and rolled and hurried just the same. Over he plunged into the roaring abyss. In less than a minute he re-appeared in the comparatively still water near the spiral staircase, with a gash across his body that half severed it, and there in the curious eddies of that part of the river, he continued to float, and turn about, and over for a long time. Probably he is there at this moment, for the water in which he floats is hemmed in on one side by a precipice of rock, and on the other by a precipice of water, rushing away from the terrors of the cataract. It is impossible to convey to any one not familiar with the falls, an idea of the interest with which this scene was overlooked by the people on the shore.

Chickens.

The French feed hens with bread soaked in wine to make them lay. Soaking bread and eggs in wine in this country, often make the “old cocks lay in the gutter.” We don’t know how it would effect the hens.

Geese.

A few days since a gander was “on duty” near the canal basin, Albany, in keeping guard over a flock of goslings, which led to a encounter between his gandership and a rooster. The contest, however, was of short duration, for the gander seized the rooster by the neck and straightway flew into the canal, where he thrust his antagonist under the water, and there held him until he was dead.

Locusts.

A terrible cloud of locusts was ravaging Southern Mexico for a distance of 400 miles destroying, the indigo and corn crops.