{"id":386,"date":"2010-06-12T03:36:44","date_gmt":"2010-06-12T03:36:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/?p=386"},"modified":"2010-06-12T03:36:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-12T03:36:44","slug":"made-noise-like-a-bear","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/?p=386","title":{"rendered":"Made Noise Like A Bear."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"39c6668e916543b4a7bf784d6ba1971d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-2182508389013555\";\r\n\/* Med-Banner *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"5485677463\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 468;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\">Snoring Oskaloosan Slain by Hunters in His Sleep.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Richard Harding&#8217;s wife often complained that Richard snored &#8220;something dreadful,&#8221; but he outdid himself recently and got killed for doing it.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Richard had been sitting in the backroom of the village drug store at Oskaloosa, Ia., taking a few sips of something to cure his cold. When he left the place he staggered slightly.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 He headed for the country and in a woods not far from town lay himself peacefully down to slumber. Pretty soon the vibrations of his uvula showed that Richard had forgotten the cares of this world.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Unfortunately a party of hunters heard the snoring get louder and louder, and not being as great naturalists as Mr. Roosevelt or his friend Long, mistook it for the roaring of a bear. They discharged a volley into the hedge.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left\">\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Richard&#8217;s funeral was held two days later.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snoring Oskaloosan Slain by Hunters in His Sleep. \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Richard Harding&#8217;s wife often complained that Richard snored &#8220;something dreadful,&#8221; but he outdid himself recently and got killed for doing it. \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Richard had been sitting in the backroom of the village drug store at Oskaloosa, Ia., taking a few sips of something to cure his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[190],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=386"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/386\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=386"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=386"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=386"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}