{"id":1238,"date":"2011-09-29T05:22:22","date_gmt":"2011-09-29T05:22:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/?p=1238"},"modified":"2011-09-29T05:22:22","modified_gmt":"2011-09-29T05:22:22","slug":"he-actually-was-attacked-by-goose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/?p=1238","title":{"rendered":"He Actually Was Attacked By Goose."},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"39c6668e916543b4a7bf784d6ba1971d\" data-index=\"2\" style=\"float: none; margin:10px 0 10px 0; text-align:center;\">\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"><!--\r\ngoogle_ad_client = \"ca-pub-2182508389013555\";\r\n\/* Med-Banner *\/\r\ngoogle_ad_slot = \"5485677463\";\r\ngoogle_ad_width = 468;\r\ngoogle_ad_height = 60;\r\n\/\/-->\r\n<\/script>\r\n<script type=\"text\/javascript\"\r\nsrc=\"http:\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/show_ads.js\">\r\n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p>Joe McCrone Says He Had to Seize Hold of Goose&#8217;s Neck to Make it Let Go.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Recently the Sun printed an item which many considered a mere joke, to the effect that when crossing a lot on the West side Joe McCrone of the People&#8217;s market had been &#8220;bitten by a big goose.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Everybody who read it thought that Phil Sheridan was just &#8220;kidding&#8221; Joe.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 But Joe declares it actually happened. He explaines the unusual incident this way.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;I saw the geese come toward us, hissing as they often do. I told Phil to &#8220;look out, they&#8217;re going to attack us, and just then one of them came up close behind me and took a nip of my leg.<\/p>\n<p>\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 &#8220;His sword-like bill went through my trousers and I later found he drew blood. Well, that fellow hung on so hard that I just had to reach down and grab hold of his neck, choking him to make him let go. I had quite a tug to release his grip but finally got him off.<\/p>\n<!--CusAds0-->\n<div style=\"font-size: 0px; height: 0px; line-height: 0px; margin: 0; padding: 0; clear: both;\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe McCrone Says He Had to Seize Hold of Goose&#8217;s Neck to Make it Let Go. \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 Recently the Sun printed an item which many considered a mere joke, to the effect that when crossing a lot on the West side Joe McCrone of the People&#8217;s market had been &#8220;bitten by a big goose.&#8221; \u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0\u00c2\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[56],"tags":[189],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1238"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1238\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/uncledicksanimaltales.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}